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0:48 Voz 1 Good morning.

0:49 Voz 2 Ooh. I don't know if I can accept your proposal this early in the season. Anyway. Okay. So, do you know the rules of our game, Sean?

1:01 Voz 3 No.

1:02 Voz 1 Okay.

1:03 Voz 2 Sean, Sean, I'm going to give you three names, okay? And all you have to do is tell me if they're...

1:15 to get at least two, you have to get at least two to win the prize. Okay, Sean, you ready?

1:21 Voz 3 Yep.

1:23 Voz 2 Okay, Mo Ho.

1:29 Voz 3 Mo Ho?

1:31 Voz 1 Pierce

1:31 Voz 2 my nether.

1:40 I just got the two

1:47 I'm sorry Sean You got zero

1:54 But you know what Redial Try again Because these tickets You don't want to miss Awana Okay

2:00 Voz 6 You might even catch Ruffles in Awana You might

2:05 Voz 2 I'd like to Yes Playing the part of Awana man

2:11 Voz 6 All right, guys We got these tickets up for grabs, man This is super cool I've never been But we had him in studio Interviewing him

2:19 Voz 5 I think we should do like a little

2:21 Voz 6 Excursion Excursion Yeah And then we'll go get our little Our little lunch bags And then we'll wrap our Aloha's frozen

2:28 Voz 4 Aloha's

2:28 Voz 2 Yes, I'm saying my boyfriend Roy My boyfriend Roy prides himself On his lunch bags

2:33 Voz 6 Does he? And he's looking like He's smuggling Kiwis too

2:39 Voz 2 Yes, yes, it's true. We try shaving them every day.

2:43 Voz 6 All right, man. Still got these tickets up for grabs, guys. 808-296-9850. Of course, Kalohe Kane is coming up. I'm excited for this one this morning, too.

2:54 Voz 5 It's going to be a good one. He's been a long-time listener, too. Yeah, long time. When I was first Wild Wahine, before I even worked here, Homeboy tagged me on Instagram saying that he was listening to the radio show. So he's been a listener for a long time.

3:09 Voz 2 Yeah, he's a fan of the show. FavaVu.

3:11 Voz 6 He's a fan of the show.

3:12 Voz 5 Yes, he is. Yeah.

3:13 Voz 6 You know, when's the last time we, you and I, went up against each other on MetaMod? Oh, man.

3:20 Voz 5 It's been a really long time.

3:22 Voz 6 We might have because there's a belt incoming. Greg ordered a belt.

3:26 Voz 5 Yes, and I'm supposed to bedazzle half of it.

3:28 Voz 6 Yeah, exactly. Ali98.5, good morning. You're on the air, no swear. Who it is? uh why you guys already got a winner no no it very well could be

3:40 Voz 2 oh take it easy what what you guys get one winner you get one winner what's your name

4:00 Eric, do you know the rules of our game?

4:04 Voz 3 Yes, pretty much.

4:06 Voz 2 Okay, I'm going to give you three names. You just tell me if they're man or mahoo. Okay, here we go. Turn down your radio. Turn down your radio.

4:17 Okay, here we go. Wallace. Wallace Tabo.

4:26 Voz 3 Mahoo.

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4:33 Voz 3 Mahoo.

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4:41 Voz 3 Should I come again?

4:43 Voz 5 Mahu?

4:46 Voz 2 Dithong song.

4:47 Voz 5 I'll just go with Mahu with that.

5:14 Voz 2 And remember And remember Eric If you come across Big K.O.A. in public Wipe it off and run

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11:12 Voz 6 You'll see it's music. The funny man himself, Greg Amazon.

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11:54 Voz 6 ...world bumping us on a free iHeartRadio app, 100 million, billions of you, accurate number, just got the update this morning. Ladies and gentlemen, without further ado, I bring to you the man of the hour, and oh, what a man we have this morning. It is...

12:27 Oh, man. It's been a while. What has been up with you? Dating life, all the stuff, man. What have you been doing?

12:33 Voz 1 I've just been chilling my life, going to work. I work at a preschool. Nice. Yeah, I work with preschool kids. So I've been doing that for quite a while. So right now, I think tomorrow is our first day.

12:43 Voz 6 Okay, so your guy's school day starts tomorrow then. Yeah, tomorrow. All right.

12:46 Voz 5 Oh, so I got you right on time. Yeah, exactly.

12:49 Voz 1 So that's why I'm like, oh, Tuesday is the perfect day because it's right before that school day starts.

12:54 Voz 6 Look at that. Right off the bat already, ladies. He's good with kids I don't kid you

12:58 Voz 2 He's an educated man

13:00 Voz 1 Come on lady

13:00 Voz 6 He's an educated man Dude Konohekari Tuesday Kenahuni in the house What has been up With dating life man Tell us dude You've been hit or miss

13:12 Voz 1 I've been missing man Unfortunately

13:15 Voz 6 You know What they say You miss half You miss all the shots You don't take

13:20 Voz 2 You miss all the shots You don't take

13:21 Voz 5 Okay I want to dive A little deeper into this Okay when was the last time

13:26 Voz 1 you to date someone date someone a while ago uh-huh it's just because honestly it's because

13:32 Voz 2 of my insecurity okay you look like a strong wait a minute you brought up insecurity you are the most secure guy i've ever met i've worked with kenny on some projects with like uh the bradas and whatnot yes he's the most secure outgoing guy i have ever met in my life when i'm comfortable with with people i know okay okay that makes sense that makes sense dude i don't know

13:55 Voz 6 very many people that could run out on stage on a molo wearing their molo waving a Hawaiian flag yes I can do that showing all cheeks my guy

14:05 Voz 1 that's me

14:06 Voz 5 okay Jason Momoa

14:07 Voz 1 mini Jason Momoa no mini mini

14:10 Voz 5 yeah

14:10 Voz 6 why did they why you know whoever did the casting for Chief of War why didn't you get Kenny in there why not yeah because you know why

14:19 Voz 2 Kenny likes to wear his molo backwards he does

14:24 Voz 6 as do i and that's why what would you say i'm telling you that's why they call you that's why

14:28 Voz 2 we call you kiwis

14:36 Voz 6 Born and raised Born and raised

14:38 Voz 1 In Waipahu 94 block

14:40 Voz 6 Okay

14:41 Voz 1 And all my life I've been raised here In Oahu Wow man I went to school On the east side Kalani High School Represent

14:49 Voz 6 How did that happen man You born and raised Waipahu You go to school On the east side

14:54 Voz 1 Because my siblings Got accepted to private schools Gotcha And I never So I had to go find a school

14:59 Voz 5 That rough life

15:00 Voz 6 Kalani High School Is the best thing there So eventually

15:03 Voz 1 I went to public school

15:04 Voz 6 Right right You know, nothing wrong with public school, but look at all of us. I know.

15:08 Voz 2 Nothing right with public school either. I mean, you know, that's the thing, bro. It was just different life that time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Different life was.

15:17 Voz 6 So, I guess, have you ever had like a long-term girlfriend? No. Never? Brother!

15:23 Voz 1 Unfortunately, no.

15:24 Voz 5 Okay, do you have a type?

15:27 Voz 1 Preferably around 5'2". Okay.

15:31 Voz 5 Do you have a specific look Or ethnicity you go for?

15:35 Voz 1 Not really

15:35 Voz 5 5'2 is the tallest?

15:38 Voz 1 Yeah, 5'2, 5'3 But if they want to be taller They got to approach me Yeah, yeah

15:42 Voz 5 Okay, okay

15:43 Voz 2 Yeah, that's true That's true

15:45 Voz 6 So, volleyball UH Volleyball Women's Volleyball player type No, I'll have the picture It'll be fun Yeah I mean, you can always wear your heels

16:00 dude i can wait how old are you man i'm 44 you don't look at going to be 45 you don't look a day over 21 thank you thank you my goodness okay so here's the deal i remember kenny when he like

16:13 Voz 2 i mean this is how far back i go and i know his dad yeah and i think because i would have made 40 years this year in the department and i'm yeah i knew your dad when i was still security Check it out I knew before he was born I knew him

16:29 Voz 6 Get out It's what? Dad PD too? Yes Okay

16:34 Voz 1 He's a retired Captain Captain Yep

16:39 Voz 2 We back the blues in this studio

16:42 Voz 6 Good guy bro

16:43 Voz 2 Good guy too Good family

16:45 Voz 6 No thoughts of ever following Dad in his footsteps No

16:49 Voz 1 I love the kids bro

16:50 Voz 6 You make a good undercover bro

16:52 Voz 1 Undercover

16:53 Voz 2 Undercover Yeah, I would buy dope from you, bro, for real.

16:59 Voz 6 Did you imagine pulling through downtown Chinatown and Kenny's over there like, Hey, what's up, boy? What you guys need?

17:11 What do you need, boy? You're the boy girl, boy girl.

17:14 Voz 5 Okay, okay, so as we're talking about this subject, what is the most recent Kolohe thing you've done?

17:21 Voz 6 Beyond this show?

17:23 Voz 1 Yeah Maybe I don't know One of that

17:25 Voz 5 You're always running into Like random things I see on social media

17:30 Voz 1 This random thing

17:35 By the way Ladies

17:36 Voz 6 We will be posting His photo up Yeah we will be posting His picture

17:40 Voz 5 But he was just with One of our friends Of the show Kaleo Polanka Yeah KP

17:46 Voz 6 Yes

17:46 Voz 5 They were just making Some content together So that's why I'm like Okay what kind of Kalohe things You've been into

17:50 Voz 1 to you ever scare people no man i don't have the heart to do you don't have the heart okay but you

17:56 Voz 2 gotta be careful when you're hanging around with kp because i don't know if you know kp's history but well he needs to tend to get pregnant or okay i know that i know that well enough oh no i don't want to say the number yeah because kp is kp is like tracy morgan bro he's like

18:15 Voz 5 somebody about to get pregnant up in here tonight oh he was the nick cannon before nick cannon I got you. Yeah.

18:22 Voz 6 KP, man. Love the guy, dude. I remember it was IMAs that we were doing. Ina Music Awards, right? And Kaleo went out there to go bless the opening ceremony, basically. And he goes up there and brought it. He went into it, man. Started doing the spiel, all this stuff. And he had everybody in there holding hands. So all these artists, bro, like top tier island artists. Everybody's all holding hands. he can get you he can get anyone to do anything i swear i remember like eight minutes into it people are like looking at each other like start shaking off the hand holding because everybody's palms is sweaty already and stuff like that and then right when i think he's done it's like oh okay now we're gonna kick it off all of a sudden this nose flute appears nose flute playing the nose flute you should you should see when he played a nose flute with his I was wondering where it came from.

19:19 Voz 2 It's even better.

19:21 Voz 6 I didn't even see him go on stage with a nose flute. And then he finished playing that, and I'm like, okay, now we're going to start it, right? He's done now. And then all of a sudden, I turn around, and I hear one poo, one conch shell.

19:35 Voz 5 Wow, man. That guy never gets bored, yo.

19:37 Voz 6 And I look back, and I'm like, where did that come from? Dude, I didn't even see him go on stage, man.

19:41 Voz 5 You know how women have, like, pooches? He has the gooch that he puts his stuff on, you know?

19:45 Voz 1 He always got something in his hands. Right.

19:48 Voz 5 Okay, so Kenny, if your friends could describe you in three words, what would they say?

19:56 Voz 1 Respectful. Okay. Caring.

20:04 Voz 6 Respectful, caring, and highly motivated. I wish I could be so lucky. Yes. I wonder what my kids describe me as.

20:15 Voz 1 I wonder too.

20:17 Voz 2 One giant My body's on Sasquatch One a-hole

20:21 Voz 5 He's a giant booty hole

20:23 Voz 6 No You can't use giant And that word In the same sentence You cannot

20:27 Voz 2 Especially with me

20:28 Voz 1 I'm on the hill

20:31 Voz 6 And uh Wake up crew It is Kolohe Kani Tuesday Kenahuni Is our I guess wild

20:37 Voz 1 Our Kolohe Kani today

20:38 Voz 5 That's tomorrow We'll see

20:41 Voz 6 Right on And of course You said It's been a while You haven't really had a serious relationship was there any ladies that you were like okay this possibly could be the one

20:55 Voz 1 um you know you were courting her i always feel that they want to put me in friend zone you know why doesn't maybe hype that because the height wise

21:05 Voz 6 oh are we comfortable about about letting it out i mean you want to explain how tall you are i am four ten okay so five two would be you know i think that's fair i mean he he's just a short

21:18 Voz 5 king can i call you that he's a short king looking you know for his olive branch ah you know you could always put on the heels and you know i i saw lil wayne in concert and like i say this not in a teasing way but just like what i noticed that he wears he wears like these big platform shoes

21:35 Voz 6 you know who else does that jaw rule they sell these shoes now bro they have like like these He's pumps in them. And when he stood up, I was like, I know. I know. I know you're lying. Ja Rule is not above my shoulder, bro. Like, I know he's not that tall, man.

21:52 Voz 2 He not.

21:53 Voz 6 So, yeah, they got those, man. And that's just a way to lure them in, maybe. You know what I mean? It's got to trick them.

21:59 Voz 5 Yeah, it's like girls in makeup. We got to lure them in.

22:02 Voz 6 And then you get home. You guys ready for do the do. And then you just pop off the shoes.

22:07 Voz 5 You guys the same height Horizontally okay Yeah

22:11 Voz 2 Just tell them you rich Yeah there you go

22:13 Voz 5 Okay so tell me about The worst date You've ever been on

22:18 Voz 1 Worst date Yeah To be honest When I I saw one girl At On IG Through IG And then We was Facetiming We were chatting Whatever And stuff like that And we were Kind of on a date And then I just wasn't Attracted to her anymore

22:36 Voz 6 more for some reason was she catfishing you kind of kind of because whenever we facetime she had the filters on yeah she had the filters on cat face filter on you know her

22:47 oh like zoomed in yeah yeah yeah i'm like uh that's okay well girl how come all i can see is your eyes and your nose every time you facetime me okay okay so that's like you know

22:57 Voz 5 red flag yeah um what are things that you're into with women like what are some of the The things that you look for?

23:04 Voz 1 Just like, you know, being respectful, just going, you know, going on dates. Yeah. Just cruise them. You know, get to know each other. Just go slow first. Good quality human being. Go slow. Yeah.

23:16 Voz 5 What's your love language? Oh.

23:20 Voz 2 Spanish. Tagalog.

23:24 Voz 1 Physical touch, of course.

23:25 Voz 5 Physical touch. Physical touch. Okay. Do you have like a secondary one that comes second?

23:29 Voz 1 Just words of affirmation.

23:31 Voz 5 Words of affirmation. Okay. Okay.

23:32 Voz 6 I felt like I've seen that When creating the Tinder account

23:37 Voz 5 Is that on Tinder?

23:39 Voz 1 Shut up

23:40 Voz 5 You're so annoying I saw your husband on No Did you see There's those pranks On social media Like hey did you see Your friends on Tinder I saw them on Tinder And it's like the wife Talking about it And the guy doesn't Catch on until way later

23:51 Voz 2 You know what's even sadder Is one time No I went I went into a sandwich shop And they were selling grinders I didn't know Grinder was a sandwich

24:04 Voz 5 that's the name of my game i play on my phone too oh it makes these weird notification noises

24:18 Voz 6 Hey, Connie Tuesday out of the 98.5 Wake Up Crew. Big call. Greg Hammer. Shea Shea for Candice today. We got Ken Ahuni in the house. He is a preschool teacher. You ever go to work one day, man, and just be like, man, dude, I do not want to be here. These kids.

24:39 Those kids give you a hard time or what?

24:41 Voz 1 No, because they're shorter than me. Oh, yeah, yeah.

24:44 Voz 6 There you go.

24:44 Voz 5 So, is it hard to call in sick working at a school? Because I remember growing up in school and it was just like, one day your teacher was there, the next they weren't there.

24:55 Voz 1 No, for us, we just, as long as we call in for subs, we have a sub too and we're good.

25:00 Voz 5 Is it hard to find subs? No.

25:01 Voz 1 We have a couple subs that are available.

25:04 Voz 6 Six inch and foot long. True.

25:08 You don't know. well but see

25:10 Voz 2 working at a working at a at a preschool especially that's that's one germ factory yeah so it's easy to get sick

25:17 Voz 1 you get sick every day right right yeah

25:19 Voz 5 no kids be touching weird stuff

25:21 Voz 1 you have to sanitize everything yeah

25:23 Voz 6 that's how you build up your immune system though

25:26 Voz 2 yeah and you know they go home and I'm about to tell eh Ezra how come under your fingernails all brown because my phone is itchy

25:34 Voz 6 oh gosh oh Kolohe Kane Tuesday continues that

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29:10 Voz 1 Yes.

29:11 Voz 6 He is a preschool teacher, a romantic.

29:18 Voz 2 Come on now. Come on now.

29:20 Voz 6 You know, man, where would be like a good first date, you think, like for you and, you know, a girl to go to? Let's keep it simple.

29:27 Voz 1 Like maybe, you know, like bowling or something. Okay.

29:30 Voz 5 That's what's up. I like that

29:31 Voz 1 Do something interactive Yeah, yeah

29:33 Voz 6 I like that

29:34 Voz 2 Bro, bowling is amazing Cause get good food At the bowling alley

29:37 Voz 6 It's not bad too Depending where you go man Get all the grinds bro

29:42 Yeah, I guess you go Sit on the table You know, go bowling A little bit That way you can see What kind of arms she got You know what I mean

29:49 Voz 1 And then

29:50 Voz 6 And you see how she interacts With the bowling balls And then you can go Sit down And have a little Little din-din over there man Yeah Right on Have you ever taken a date to a bowling alley before? No? So that would be your first time.

30:06 Voz 1 Right on, ladies.

30:07 Voz 5 Honestly, such a good idea. So do you like older or younger women?

30:12 Voz 1 I would say younger. Okay. At my age, I would be younger.

30:17 Voz 6 Okay, so what are we looking at? We shopping like 35 and up?

30:21 Voz 1 Yeah, in the dead.

30:22 Voz 5 Okay, that's a good age range. Yeah. And are you a morning person or a night owl? Morning.

30:27 Voz 1 Okay.

30:27 Voz 5 And do you like to cook at home or do you like to go out and eat?

30:30 Voz 1 I like to go out and eat. Okay.

30:32 Voz 5 Do you have a favorite type of food?

30:35 Voz 1 Mostly Hawaiian. Okay. Hawaiian Japanese. Okay.

30:38 Voz 6 That's a good mix. So, highway and all that.

30:39 Voz 5 I was just thinking highway.

30:42 Voz 6 Right on, man. So, I guess, so height, ladies, if you're thinking about 5'2", is what you're looking for, right? Yeah. So, anywhere from like 35 to 44-ish, 5'2", what is she driving?

30:59 she show up on lifted yoda she out there no yeah i can tell you what she's not

31:03 Voz 2 i can tell you what she's not gonna show up in yeah yeah what on cyber truck

31:14 Voz 6 That's true. Too long, that's all I have.

31:17 Voz 2 You sure you never see a lady driving a Cybertruck?

31:19 Voz 5 Yeah, that's why I was confused.

31:21 Voz 6 You know what, that's true. Now that you say that, Greg, I don't think I ever have.

31:24 Voz 5 I've never seen a female drive a Cybertruck. Prove me wrong.

31:27 Voz 6 Island 98.5, good morning. You're on the air. No swear. Who this is?

31:32 Voz 3 What's up, gang? I had a feeling. Hey, Jay. Shit, you're unreal, shit. I don't believe you bring this man in hoodie on top of the show. I did. No, no, no. I'm just joking. I'm just joking. I'm just joking. But hey, you guys got to post a picture of him.

31:47 Voz 5 I'm posting them right now. Not a picture of him.

31:49 Voz 3 The picture of him standing next to you.

31:53 Voz 6 Should we do a back-to-back?

31:55 Voz 1 We should.

31:56 Voz 5 Honestly, I was looking at that when they first walked in.

32:00 Voz 3 Yeah, my brother. Do not take them to the bowling alley, my man. Between me and you, don't take them to the bowling alley. My mother's going to look at you. What is that? That girl, she get her boyfriend or what? You don't think you're one of the kids, boo, no? No, you got to hike that, you know what I mean? No, take him to the bode nale, my brother. No, take him to the bode nale. Where do you think you got to go?

32:17 Voz 1 Where do you think you got to go? Where do you think?

32:19 Voz 3 You got to take him. Yeah, take him to the beach, my man. Take him to the beach.

32:23 Voz 6 There you go. Okay. I thought for sure Jerry was going to be like, hey, lily koi.

32:27 Voz 5 I thought you was going to say lily koi or the movie theater, and I was about to scream at you.

32:31 Voz 3 Maybe, oh, movie theaters can.

32:33 Voz 5 No, Jerry, movie theaters are terrible for his day. What you going to do? Watch them watch? You got to talk to them. Oh.

32:40 Voz 1 Get to know them.

32:41 Voz 3 You gotta show the swagger, my man, you gotta show the swagger inside there, that's why, you know what I mean? You gotta give them the moves, stop, girl. Can, can, no can, you know what I mean?

32:48 Voz 6 Can, can, can. Yeah, someone there, they put the hole in the bottom of the popcorn bag and...

32:53 Voz 1 Oh yeah, I know that one, I know that one.

32:58 Voz 3 How old are you, Carl? How old is your brother?

33:00 Voz 1 44.

33:02 Voz 3 44.

33:03 Voz 6 He don't look a day over 21.

33:05 Voz 3 Oh yeah. Oh yeah, but Filipino, Filipino.

33:09 Voz 1 Hawaiian, Hawaiian Japanese. How many?

33:10 Voz 3 How I ain't? Oh, about showing how I ain't, man.

33:13 Voz 6 About the age, like, five, one.

33:14 Voz 3 Ah, about a 44-gallon kind of rough, because you're a little bit over the bumper, you know what I mean?

33:18 Voz 1 That's why. Look at him, look at him.

33:20 Voz 3 Rumor, yeah. Morris, no more rumors, no more. You know, can't chase anything. Ah, rough, that guy.

33:25 Voz 2 Jerry, it's not like he got to go look for an Oahina at Acadia, you know what I mean?

33:29 Voz 5 Jerry, Jerry, this is the reason why people ask me why I only get people certain age ranges. No judge for their age.

33:36 Voz 3 Yeah, that one is a little bit over the bump, but then, yeah, if he look young, not too bad maybe you can maybe uh maybe get some tickets my man you you know today that kind of that circus that circuit show is giving away yeah you get better chance over there you know what i mean you never know okay the lighting always down

33:55 Voz 6 jerry's like no no more rumors go chase that in the case no more rumors but my time is that

34:01 Voz 3 it's gonna get a little bit younger you're gonna feel like the old guy in there now you know what

34:05 Voz 6 Kenny, come on with me to Mai Tai's, man. You can, you can. Come on.

34:09 Voz 5 You will get good stuff at Mai Tai's. Yeah.

34:13 Voz 3 Oh, brother, it used to be my spot back in the day. I was on VIP over there, but, oh, long time those days, you know what I mean?

34:20 Voz 5 Terry, I like to see you have one reunion, too.

34:21 Voz 6 When you was hunting, eh, Jerry? When you was hunting.

34:24 Voz 3 Yeah, but I mean, that was back in the days. You know what I mean? Rolling in with the tank top, eh, lad?

34:29 Voz 2 I remember those days.

34:30 Voz 1 I used to go Mai Tai's, too. Yeah. Tank top.

34:34 Voz 6 Jeans shorts No the jorts No no no Oh man Surf shorts

34:39 Voz 3 Surf shorts Robot slippers Rolling in

34:42 Voz 6 Still get sand Around my ankles From the beach earlier

34:45 Voz 3 Little bit

34:49 Voz 2 That's what they Could tell him man You guys gotta

34:52 Voz 3 Post a picture You gotta get A picture Next to the car You guys gotta Post it up

34:57 Voz 6 Probably two and a half Nah, not that much, dog. Not that much. You're about a foot and a half difference, but yeah, yeah. Right on, Jerry. Take it easy, boy. Thank you, Jerry.

35:12 Voz 3 My man, good luck, bro. Good luck. You stay in good hands. No one should even get you in court in order. You got it, dog. Stay blessed, bro. Thank you.

35:21 Voz 1 You stay blessed, too. Shoot.

35:23 Voz 6 Not a bad idea there, man. We take you to Mai Tai Saturday. Mai Tai. You know what I mean?

35:28 Voz 5 We got to have this as like a series. Yeah.

35:37 Voz 1 Mingle, mingle.

35:37 Voz 5 Hey, and you'll be backstage with Koa.

35:40 Voz 6 Dude, I've always, man, you know, I used to say this. I was like, bro, you know, because Damien Marley, the Marleys, they all have their flag guys, right? They got Judah. Homie Judah, he's one of their flag guys with Damien and stuff. And when I was watching, like, because I did a lot of shows with them, and I was like, bro, you know what? I'm not even a flag guy, too, but the first person that comes to mind, bro, is you. Right. I'm like, dude, can't even believe it. Yeah. Running that flag. Dude, I need you out there when I go on stage hosting in your model, just swinging that flag around, brother. Like that.

36:12 Voz 2 Straight, bro. All oiled up. And singing, all of us stands together.

36:18 Voz 6 Yes. Dude, you would get all the chicks, bro. Everybody in the front row right there. I like that flag guy. You get good stamina, bro. You know what I'm saying? In my Molo kind of action.

36:28 Voz 1 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

36:30 Voz 2 Hey, nothing wrong with Kenny Hooney and Juan Molo. I've seen it. Very impressive.

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41:16 Voz 6 is a preschool teacher uh 44 years old 44 but you don't look a day over 21 my man thank you thank you he's a short king standing at four foot ten fun side fun side oh yeah i didn't think about

41:30 Voz 1 that yes ladies he is fun size for you yes or snack size or snack size pocket size yeah

41:36 Voz 6 because not always do you want the full body of calories you know what i mean you take the The half cot, you know what I mean? The half cows or that, you know what I mean? So, yeah, man, you haven't dated, right, like, seriously for a while. So there hasn't been, like, one that you're kind of like, oh, this possibly could be it.

41:56 Voz 5 Do you want to talk about, like, the last person that you kind of were, like, kind of serious with or, like?

42:01 Voz 1 To be honest, I haven't. No.

42:03 Voz 5 No way.

42:04 Voz 6 Never. You've just been living the dream out there. Out there, the boys, doing some social media videos, some commercials. What commercial are you on right now? I swear I just saw you on TV.

42:14 Voz 1 I do a Hawaii Tough Torch commercial. That's right.

42:17 Voz 6 Yeah, yeah.

42:18 Voz 2 Oh, that's right.

42:18 Voz 1 Yeah, yeah. And I've been on reruns of The Bradas and Friends.

42:21 Voz 6 Ladies, this guy is famous.

42:23 Voz 2 He's a national treasure. They don't ask us to do the new ones because we're too expensive.

42:29 Voz 6 Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not charging them, bro. It's not charging them.

42:33 Voz 2 It's like, bro, they can't even afford my rider, bro. Okay.

42:37 Voz 6 I said I want the green M&M's, kid. That's a little cute, dude, bro. So, I guess, ideally, you said keep it simple, right? So, if it's like a first date, it's going to be a baldy dally because they get good food, too. You know, you guys can do a little. Well, what else? What else would it be, man? Like beach, maybe? Beach? Yeah.

42:58 Would you like her physically fit? Like, is she a fit girl?

43:03 Voz 1 It doesn't have to be. Yeah. Okay. As long as she accepts herself. Uh-huh. There you go

43:07 Voz 2 See that's good

43:08 Voz 5 Okay I have a question Would you ever date Another little person

43:12 Voz 1 No I would not Yeah Okay

43:16 Voz 5 I feel like that's A fair question

43:17 Voz 1 No that's a just question Yeah I mean To normal size people Right

43:20 Voz 6 Cause there is a TV show Right Yeah Yeah