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5:56 Voz 1 Is Greg the H-O-A-hole? I'm a concerned citizen.

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6:13 Voz 3 The Woody Show.

6:15 Voz 1 This is just dumb. Over in Texas, the sheriff's deputy is in trouble for her social media. She threw on the uniform. it was grumpy from not getting laid the night before so she went on social media and said didn't get cracked last night so everyone's getting a ticket the post went viral because of course it did and people not happy to say the least one person saying that this is the reason why no one respects cops so internal affairs got wind of it and they're doing like a little investigation the deputy has deleted the video and her entire account count and she is suspended for now but uh no word yet on any other kind of uh punishment i don't think there'll be any that's how she said yeah didn't get cracked last night so everyone's getting a ticket she's obviously joking now uh how would this you keep in mind here's a woman who's a cop not was that what i was expecting i thought like oh i must be getting put on here no no, this woman is a cop. How does she have a problem getting, quote, cracked?

7:21 Voz 6 Damn.

7:23 Voz 1 She's hot. Like, what are you talking about? How about you leave the house saying, I'm looking to get cracked. Yeah, be awake. Yeah, look it up online. Wow. Texas Sheriff's Deputy didn't get cracked last night. And just do image search, and you'll see. It comes up. There's a picture over there. She's got her hair back for the one she's on duty there.

7:43 Voz 3 I'm sure she got a lot of offers.

7:45 Voz 1 Yeah, I'm sure she's fine. I'm sure she has since been cracked. Yeah. Geez. We can hope so. She kind of looks like Jessica Alba. A little. A little bit. Yeah, kind of. Also, there's a new trend going around on the dating app Hinge. Women are using guys they match with to build their furniture for them. Oh, okay.

8:05 Voz 3 Wow.

8:06 Voz 1 They're calling it the Bob the Builder trend. It's so hard being a woman, right, Greg? It's so hard.

8:10 Voz 5 Oh, just so oppressed. Yeah.

8:12 Voz 1 Guys, do you think you'd find anybody that you didn't have to pay for to build your furniture? On Hinge?

8:18 Voz 3 Never. Or anywhere.

8:19 Voz 1 Is anybody just going to come build the furniture for you? Right. Never.

8:22 Voz 6 But there's no exchange of services?

8:25 Voz 1 Let's see. It sees women updating their profiles with prompts that make it clear that they're looking for a handyman. The women then use the matches and invite the guys over to their place to help with stuff around the house, with one woman saying that she used several matches to help her redecorate her apartment. That's funny. uh the trend is a shift toward practical and low pressure dating but uh experts still advise some caution because after all you are inviting somebody to your house yeah for the first date

8:53 Voz 6 yeah on a dating app if you're gonna do that just be up front about it just put handy for handy

8:58 Voz 1 yeah well i don't you know why not yeah it's like what three minutes of your time exactly have your dress yeah yeah it's called bob it's the bob the builder trend that's hilarious You can tell a guy's because he's going to see it as an opportunity to come on

9:13 Voz 6 over with his tools. Yeah, and show you what a man he is. Right, and do man

9:17 Voz 1 stuff, hoping that you'll get weak in the knees and, you know. Just fall for his

9:24 Voz 3 hotness.

9:25 Voz 1 And you'll crack her. Then afterwards

9:27 Voz 6 you go to the bar and then she's going to have to pay for

9:29 Voz 3 all the drinks and all that. Oh, wait!

9:32 Voz 1 No! Greg, hold on a second. Hold on and wait. Hold your horses, Greg. but you're right women have it so hard it's very difficult i don't want to build this furniture well how much is that going to cost no dollars nothing what you want to buy my panties and now i'm going to make money off this oh man shucks i've not heard that term before getting cracked no it's a new one really funny it's a new one it's pretty hot yeah i like the visual what were you saying i overheard a conversation you were saying like uh you're more horny now or something

10:05 Voz 6 yes oh my god okay getting cracked here okay i this is completely anecdotal i even looked it up

10:12 Voz 1 online and i don't see any evidence of it anywhere else yeah okay yeah it's from her uh whatever

10:16 Voz 6 you're taking the weight loss drug yeah oh every time it's making her horny every time i do my injection for like the next like two or three days i'm like damn let's go she's looking for another injection yeah the hot beef injection thank you no i have not heard anybody else I looked it up and they're like, there's nothing on this.

10:36 Voz 1 Is it because like maybe you feel, I hate to sound so cheesy to say, that you feel sexier because you're losing weight or you feel like you look better?

10:45 Voz 6 No, it's literally like I feel like I take the shot. I'm like, go about my day. And then an hour later, I'm like, huh? Like, it's not it's not psychological. It is.

10:54 Voz 1 I think it is psychological because Gina was like one day late from her normal day that she would do the once a week uh injection yeah and then she said she ate like an a-hole because it'd been one day past when she should have it doesn't work that way it does for me it doesn't like the next days you're not all of a sudden just like a starved animal gorge like great it doesn't work i think that's the psychological part because you're like oh i should have taken this and so you see what i'm saying yeah i do yeah but i'm not looking to like

11:25 Voz 6 be horned up it's just like i'm in the middle of something else and i'm like the only thing that's not what the facts say oh yeah you're right that's why it's so crazy the only thing

11:32 Voz 3 i've heard when it comes to that it's just like you have to be careful because birth control becomes way weaker oh i'm fine on yeah on weight loss drugs yeah yeah is that right it's the same

11:44 Voz 6 with antibiotics too i mean that's a common thing with drugs well good thing i'm control 75 i knew

11:49 Voz 1 about antibiotics but i didn't know i heard about that one yeah interesting on the weight like big time like a trisepatide yep semaglutide that came out recently okay be careful out there Wow, that's weird because that's a combo. That's a compounding problem. You're horny and more fertile.

12:04 Voz 6 Yeah, that's a dangerous little game.

12:05 Voz 1 Or less protected, yeah. All right, more Woody shows next.

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28:13 Voz 1 already been in prison and for decades yeah and then 20 years you know but greg's saying but

28:19 Voz 4 ladies before you go judging he's six two six foot two guys about 190 pounds he looks good in

28:26 Voz 3 photos all right he looks you're making a solid point he can't take care of you but he looks good in pictures yeah he might stab you yeah yeah totally can't support you mega tall yep i'm

28:37 Voz 1 I'm going to bring Morgan in on this one, Gina, Sammy, and any of the ladies listening. This is an agree or disagree. Okay.

28:48 Voz 6 All right.

28:49 Voz 1 Why women are attracted to chaos. The truth behind the bad boy obsession. Why do so many women lose interest in good men and gravitate toward bad boys? Now, this woman's name is Karen Seitz. She runs something called the Happy Wife School. Oh. and she's not a doctor of any kind she's not a therapist she's uh she's not a doctor she just runs this thing uh online called the happy wife school and she's not like one of these little lipstick bimbo types or whatever she looks like she would be a therapist like the stereotypical kind of therapist looking chick and it keeps popping up online let's see if you agree again for the ladies do you agree or disagree with what she says here in general good men are steady and

29:34 Voz 4 inconsistent, and predictable. That's why as women, we think you're boring. As women in general, we like chaos and drama and disruption of routine. That's what makes us feel alive and engaged in life because we want to do what we want to do. Structure holds us accountable and we don't want accountability. So we want to do what we want to do when we want to do it and thrive on that instability. Because again, it makes us feel engaged and alive. Ergo, why we are attracted into bad boys because they're chaotic and we think that's exciting and it adds drama and passion to

30:07 Voz 1 our lives agree or disagree ladies text over to 22987 yeah she's not wrong yeah that's very

30:15 Voz 6 accurate i totally agree and i think it's an age thing at least for most of us like i 100% get it i was in relationships with all these yahoos and now i'm like yeah and you grow out of it you grow

30:26 Voz 1 grow out at what point does that happen so what you're saying is so what you're saying is that is true for most women up until what age you mature I mean it's different for everyone

30:37 Voz 3 it is different for everyone I agree because I think that girls are chaos too and we want someone

30:43 Voz 6 more chaotic than us so that we don't feel like we're the chaos so it has to do with your own maturity as you become become less chaotic as a person as well it's ironic because you're trying trying to show everyone how together you are comparatively from this dumpster fire.

30:59 Voz 1 Because I know it's a thing that people, oh, nice guys finish last, right? But there seems to be something to that. Like, because people get dumped for being, quote, too nice.

31:08 Voz 6 Well, young, young nice guys. Right.

31:11 Voz 5 Well, I'm at the point in my life where I'm kind of debating in my head, will I ever grow out of wanting a bad guy? But I'm, I think I'm just, I think I'm this way forever. Like, what age do you change, Gina? Because I don't think I'll ever mature out of that. oh honey i didn't get married until i was in my 40s okay oh so yeah again like they said i think

31:31 Voz 3 it's different for everybody it's just like thanks greg it's like how much how much you can handle

31:37 Voz 5 you know until you're just over it but i'm also not looking for like a partner for life you know i truly like just think that i'll be by myself which i choose and i want that so i don't think you know i'm looking to settle down i said the same thing okay okay yeah it's not a rebellion

31:55 Voz 1 it's biology behavior and a need for passion that's according to uh karen sites i think she's right yeah yeah she's definitely right so when you were in that phase no names obviously but like the the the guy that you went for like what made him the craziest or like the the most chaotic

32:15 Voz 6 uh well i dated two alcoholics back to back and i'm not a drinker and one of them is super genius smart and was just constantly crapping on everybody around him does that sound like anyone but but the sad thing was i was so young and immature i was like well he's really mean to everyone and he's so smart but he chose me so i must be special and just put up with all his

32:41 Voz 1 is crap is part of it the fixing thing absolutely because with an alcoholic absolutely hey even if they're gay they're like i can turn them how many offers have you had greg i mean we we hear we hear from those women all the time you just think they can flip greg right you can keep trying

33:01 Voz 6 until i finally matured i was like i don't want this anymore this is no this is me putting my my life on hold until I realized I'm putting my life on hold to join somebody else's chaos.

33:12 Voz 3 I'm wasting my, my question though, is like at the point where you reach, okay, I'm just over it.

33:17 Voz 6 Are you settling though? Absolutely not. I was settling for these idiots that I was going for

33:23 Voz 1 and wasting my life, but that's not exciting. So what you have now is not necessarily exciting,

33:28 Voz 6 but it's, it's chill. Yeah. And we choose our excitement together. It's not thrust upon me by a crazy person. It's thrust upon you. Okay.

33:36 Voz 1 it's always thrust upon you that's just usually the way that works usually unless it's like a pegging thing and then it's thrust upon no it's always thrust upon i think you're right it's probably an age thing because

33:45 Voz 6 why would you want chaos and drama as an adult you don't because life is like that anyway you need your anchor you need somebody who's stable and and that's what's so much more fun

33:56 Voz 3 some love talking on the phone with their friends because there's some new

34:00 Voz 6 drama then they've never matured they're just not

34:02 Voz 1 six there mine lived in his car and relies on me for everything but still had the audacity to cheat on me a dude imagine that wow my god another one says uh there's no mystery here nice guys just aren't as good looking as bad guys bad guys are bad because they know they're good looking and get away with treating women like crap mystery solved you know you're kind of like that bad

34:24 Voz 6 guy look yeah like scruffy kind of yeah i like scruffy that's why i made my um trash I made my husband, I wouldn't let him shave for our wedding because I like the scruffy beard. And he was like, oh, everyone's going to think I'm such an a-hole. I was like, I like it.

34:42 Voz 1 Sammy and Gina always have the dumbest opinions. They definitely don't represent most women. That therapist is describing a certain type of woman definitely can't be applied to all women. Well, nothing. Nothing is applied to all. It wasn't, it wasn't about all.

34:55 Voz 6 She wasn't talking about me, so it doesn't count.

34:58 Voz 1 Just in general. that's like in general that's why i'm asking the ladies who are listen now if you're just tuning in i'll play it one more time and then again you can text your agree or disagree over to 22987 again this woman is named karen sites she runs something called the happy wife school and why women are attracted to chaos the truth behind the bad boy obsession and why do so many women lose interest in good men and gravitate toward the bad boys in general good men are

35:26 Voz 4 steady and consistent and predictable that's why as women we think you're boring as women in general we like chaos and drama and disruption of routine that's what makes us feel alive and engaged in life because we want to do what we want to do structure holds us accountable and we don't want accountability so we want to do what we want to do when we want to do it and thrive on that instability because again it makes us feel engaged and alive ergo why we are attracted to bad boys always because they're chaotic and we think that's exciting and it adds drama and passion

36:00 Voz 1 to our lives so ladies a text uh just text agree or disagree over to 22987

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49:51 Voz 1 All right, ladies, we ask you agree or disagree with this.

49:55 Voz 4 In general, good men are steady and consistent and predictable. That's why as women, we think you're boring. As women in general, we like chaos and drama and disruption of routine. routine that's what makes us feel alive and engaged in life because we want to do what we want to do structure holds us accountable and we don't want accountability so we want to do what we want to do when we want to do it and thrive on that instability because again it makes us feel engaged and alive ergo why we are attracted to bad boys because they're chaotic and we think

50:27 Voz 1 that's exciting yeah so uh agree or disagree is mixed on the text we asked ladies for your take take on that and gina and sammy and morgan all told us what they thought uh oh please sammy and gina are exactly right when you are young you look and thrive on the chaos it's uh definitely an age thing if not those women are just immature idiots who like the drama i think that sounds right uh women make no sense they will choose a bad boy over a good boy but will also choose to be alone in the woods with a wild bear than any guy yet they think they're the smart ones

50:59 Voz 5 I mean, there's a little inconsistency there.

51:04 Voz 1 Hey, what a show. I was always the nicest guy until I was 24. Got tired of rejection and started to be an a-hole with ladies. It was a 180 degree change. I was getting laid with an average of three different chicks a week. And that lasted about three or four years. Just be a jerk.

51:19 Voz 3 Nice run.

51:20 Voz 1 Yeah, you had a good run. Let's see. This one, I disagree. I think that women are attracted to bad boys, are attracted to immature men, men because most bad boys act like children. I think it's more maternal than anything. Oh. There are a lot of good guys out there that are masculine men and that women are attracted to. They're attracted to masculine men and bad boys give the appearance of being masculine but their mental capacity is not there. I have to disagree with that woman. Alright, so just some random thoughts on the really gets people thinking. On the text over to 22987. Give us a call at 877 44 Woody. The Woody Show will be right back.

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